Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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