You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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