you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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