Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If I die, sorry about rent.
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