if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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