Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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