How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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