Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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