Whod you bang
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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