There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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