I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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