you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
