I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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