My nipple is on Facebook.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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