Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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