He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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