Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
