Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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