She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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