Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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