We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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