I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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