and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN