the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.