yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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