that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I need a beard to bite.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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