Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Two words: blizzard sex
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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