3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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