I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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