we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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