After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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