ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car