i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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