before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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