marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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