Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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