Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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