halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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