Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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