remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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