i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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