I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My pussy is not your playground.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Two words: blizzard sex
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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