I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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