3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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