I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Holy sore nipples Batman
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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