Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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