if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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