it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
tell me about the fingering
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