I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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