i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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