tell your sister to shave her snatch
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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