...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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