if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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