so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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